
I love my Jeep.
"No one ever accused the Wrangler of being comfortable, quiet, or
practical. No one ever called it boring, either. The Wrangler is a
two-door toy, ... great fun to drive with the top down."
-- AUTOMOBILE MAGAZINE, Sport Utilities '95; Buyer's Guide, March 1995.
And great fun it is! The Wrangler is the ultimate convertible.
There's nothing quite like cruising around on a warm summer afternoon
with the sun in your eyes and the wind in your hair. I highly
recommend the experience to anyone who has yet to try it.
"Off road... the Wrangler performs amazingly well. It is capable of
digging its way through terrain where owners of rival vehicles would
long ago have bottled out because of the possibility of doing major
cosmetic damage. A few scrapes and dents on the Wrangler, you
suspect, would add as much to its resale value as any of the
stainless steel accessories provided for owners who do not believe
the standard item is outrageous enough."
-- THE SCOTSMAN, February 18, 1995.
This is one that adhere to religiously. Two weeks after I bought
the vehicle, I'd dented the hood and both front fenders, torn the
passenger seat, broken the driver seat, scraped paint off both back
corners, and bent the frame so badly that the passenger door no
longer fit on. None of it intentionally, of course. You'd think
a box frame could stand up to being dropped from four feet in the
air. ;-)
The frame bending was fun: I was 4-wheeling on a piece of my
grandparents' back pasture. I was doing about 25 mph across
what looked like nice, flat land when I hit a 1' deep by 3' wide
ditch. When the front wheels hit the trailing (up-going) edge
of the ditch, the impact sent the front wheels 4 feet in the air
& put the Jeep at a 40 degree angle. When the back wheels hit
that same edge, it stopped me dead in my tracks & slammed the
front end down hard. The impact of landing is what bent the
frame & dented the fenders. I was stunned, but able to drive
away from it with no problems. It wasn't until the next day when
I tried to put the top & doors back on that I realized the passenger
door was no longer smaller than the opening it was designed to fit.
Estimates were $800-1500, but I got away with only paying $500,
$360 of which was insurance money. I'm much more careful now.
The test drive was also a bit unusual. Wranglers are impossible
to find in Lincoln, so I decided to look around out in Colorado
Springs, where the selection is much better, when I was out
there for a weekend wedding. I'd wanted to get a 6 cyl, but
they're about $5K more than a 4 cyl, and I didn't think I could
afford it. I expressed this to one salesman and asked whether
he thought a 4 cyl was powerful enough. He said, "Well, let's
see," hopped in a topless 4 cyl Wrangler, and took us 4-wheeling
for a test drive (in the foothills shown above). As they say,
"Only in a Jeep."
Joining a club of other off-road enthusiasts is a great way to
learn more about your vehicle. From Oct 1997 - Oct 2000 I was a
member of the
Flatlanders Jeep Club based in Manhattan, KS.
From February 1999 - late 2002, I was a member of the
Just Jeeps of Omaha club.
I still associate with the JJ folks. They're good people, I just
don't have time to make it to any of their official functions any more.
Miscellaneous 4x4-related stuff, including the magazine search engine
and my favorite 4x4 links page, is located here.
Here's a list of some of the custom modifications
I've made and some other popular ones that I'd like to make in the future.
I must be modifying my YJ a bit too much, because I finally broke down
and bought a tow rig in the form of a '77 Jeep
Wagoneer with a 401 V8 so that my ever-growing family could travel
in style to distant four-wheeling events.
Here are the trip reports for some of the wheeling
trips I've taken. Many of them are the monthly outings for the
Flatlanders
Jeep Club, based in Manhattan, KS.
Here's a brief summary of the damage incurred since I bought the
vehicle 2 Sep 95:
- 3 Sep 95: Dented the hood while sitting on it
posing for a picture.
- Probably 8 Sep 95: A 10-yr-old climbing into
the back seat broke the drivers seat.
- 17 Sep 95: Hit a previously-invisible ditch
and went airborne. Bent the frame, dented both front
fenders, and warped the side panels.
- Sometime in the first two weeks: While
unsuccessfully attempting to remove the 150-lb hardtop by
myself, I scraped paint off both back corners.
- Sometime in the first two weeks: The passenger
seat somehow got torn.
- 15 Mar 96: While opening the driver's door, my
knee bumped the inside door handle upward, snapping it off.
- 11 May 96: Flying gravel from an oncoming car
put a pit in the windshield.
- 14 May 96: Five minutes of quarter-sized hail
pot-marked the hood and fenders.
- 30 Jun 96: Drove over a fire pit hidden in
6-foot tall grass, and the up-ended culvert pipe ripped the
front right fender flare.
- 10 Aug 96: Oil pressure sending unit gave out
en route to 150 miles of trail riding near Bailey, CO. Pegged
the oil pressure gauge and scared me half to death, but no
mechanical problems.
- 19 Aug 96: Yet another windshield pit found.
Source unknown.
- 21 Mar 97: I put a nasty 4-inch dent in the
transfer case skid plate when both axles simultaneously
dropped off their respective ledges and nearly high-centered
me on a rock on Poison Spider Mesa.
- 18 Feb 98: A thief pried my vent window out of
its frame, unlocked my door, broke my stereo and the latch on
my factory center console, and ran off with my CB and over
$700 in tools. Here's how I fixed
the window.
- 30 Mar 98: While working on the engine, the wind
caught my hood and threw it back against my roof, denting
it and scraping off bits of paint.
- 11 Apr 98: While climbing a nasty hill in Kane
Creek Canyon in Moab, I blew a bead and flattened a tire.
Unable to stop and change the tire at that point on the hill,
I continued to the top, destroying the tire in the process.
- Summer 98: On this
trip, I noticed that the lower mounting point on my alternator
bracket had been broken some time ago (after the
new alternator was installed in June).
A tight fan belt holds it in place, but I'm looking around for
a new bracket.
- 17 Oct 98: While doing something (probably
hitting a mud hole too hard) on this
trip, I split my fan shroud front-to-back. I sewed it
together with three zip ties. The same outing tore the mud
flap off the frame below the fan & pulleys. That was fixed
by using a strip of metal to clamp the flap to the frame
instead of just the plastic rivets.
- 21 Nov 98: I guess you aren't supposed to drive
around with the hard-top's rear window open. The weight of
the window bouncing killed one support arm and made the fiberglass
top at the base of the other one split in two. Some fiberglass
patching goop spread inside the crack fixed it.
- 1 May 99: The welds that hold your spring perches
to your axle undergo a lot of stress when climbing rock ledges.
When I installed my SOA lift, I didn't weld
my perches on good enough, and they broke lose during the 2nd
Annual Flatlanders 4x4 Fest. Thanks to several friends and my
Premier Power Welder, I was able to
fix it on the trail and drive
back home that night.
- 16 Dec 2000: While stopped on a highway waiting
for oncoming traffic to pass so I could turn left, I was rear-ended
at 45 mph by a Chevy C1500 pickup. The Chevy was totalled. I
got a broken spare tire hub cap, bent tailgate, bent rear license
plate, and broken driver seat. The insurance estimate was $1800,
but I fixed it myself for less than $500, most of which went to
a new Bestop TrailMax Pro seat. I left the Chevy's front marker
light stuck to my rear bumper for three weeks as a sign that I
eat Chevy's.
- Feb 2001: Not two months after being hit from behind
by one GM truck, I was hit from in front by another. This time
an old geezer in a '98 Jimmy backed into my front bumper in a
parking garage. OK, so the only damage I incurred was a bent
front license plate. My tow hook and shackle caused well over
$1000 damage to the Jimmy's tailgate and rear bumper, though.
Jeep: 2, GM: 0.
- 22-23 Sep 2001: On the narrow, off-camber trails
at Timber Ridge near
Castana, IA, I got a little too cozy with some trees and warped
a few of my fender flares, not to mention adding plenty of custom
pinstriping. I also laid my YJ on its side, but fortunately
didn't take any damage from that.
- 8-9 Jun 2002: In the narrow trees at the
Badlands Off-Road Park
in Attica, IN, I dented my left rocker panel, mangled the drip
rail on the right side of my windshield frame, tore off both my
radio and CB antennas, ripped my roll bar pad in a couple places,
broke off the left side "door open" switch, mildly dented my
oil pan, and broke the knob off one of my RS9000 rear shocks.
- 27 Sep 2003: Somewhere on
this run
at Tuttle Creek, KS, (probably climbing a ledge), I flexxed my
right rear axle tube, breaking the rosette welds at the housing
and two teeth off the spider gears in my rear differential. The
Dana 35 was toast, and got replaced by a Ford
8.8". On that same run, I also sliced a tire sidewall on a
BFG MT and had to buy a new spare.
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